WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
[sings all three parts to a heart full of love]
#A HEART FULL OF LOVE HE WAS NEVER MINE TO HEART FULL OF YOU WHY REGRET AND THEN I KNEW I KNEEEEW IT TOO THESE ARE WORDS HELL NEVER SAY#NOT TO ME FROM TODAY NOT TO ME NO EVERYDAY#FOR IT WASNT A DREAM NOT A DREAM AFTER AAAAA- HE’LL NEVER FEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAA -AAAAAALL
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
if rick riordan puts this amaze god in one of his books he may become the newest addition to the twelve Olympians
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras