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Sometimes I try to be serious.. but don't count on it.
At the end of the day, it isn’t where I came from. Maybe home is somewhere I’m going and never have been before.
itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain, via covalent-bonding)

5 days ago
307,454 notes
engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

(via prettylittlegourgeist)

5 days ago
49,005 notes

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

image

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via madelificent)

5 days ago
111,367 notes

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via zirconiumpants)

1 week ago
187,757 notes
whoiscurlyfry:

guyslikedarren:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live


(drag it)

I just nyoomed the car over the whole rug.

whoiscurlyfry:

guyslikedarren:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2011/tim/icons/car_icon.png

(drag it)

I just nyoomed the car over the whole rug.

1 week ago
309,122 notes

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

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1 week ago
45,186 notes

fieldbears:

thekidshouldseethis:

Mr Rogers: How Crayons Are Made.

did anybody else watch this and feel their blood pressure drop by like 10%

(via covalent-bonding)

2 weeks ago
8,697 notes
therowinglife:

HOCR 2014 - Women’s Great Eight

therowinglife:

HOCR 2014 - Women’s Great Eight

(via bowpairdontcare)

4 days ago
173 notes

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

(via covalent-bonding)

5 days ago
130,949 notes

nixpunkin:

seeing as its national coming out day, id like to let everyone know that im coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(via thejuanthatgotaway)

1 week ago
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mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

(via practicinghumanity)

2 weeks ago
237,420 notes