witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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3 days ago
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sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

(Source: catleecious, via burningthursdays)

6 days ago
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rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

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6 days ago
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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas, via clara-in-the-clouds)

2 weeks ago
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kumatorass:

YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE’RE GONNA GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING “WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO?” “WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO?” AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT? I DON’T THINK SO! NOW STOP BEING SO SILLY!

(via clara-in-the-clouds)

3 weeks ago
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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via clara-in-the-clouds)

4 weeks ago
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slickster46-ler:

This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen

slickster46-ler:

This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen

(Source: vvant, via clara-in-the-clouds)

3 days ago
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gentle-narcissism:

I have this friend who snapchats me when he’s high and I just

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6 days ago
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archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

(Source: revtomdildomolar, via mermaidwraith)

1 week ago
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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

(Source: james-pleiadeshawkins, via resabesa)

2 weeks ago
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iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via practicinghumanity)

3 weeks ago
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I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.
me when i dont got this:i got this
4 weeks ago
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